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Following the volcano in Iceland, jokes have started to follow. There are plenty of volcano jokes out there and these are some volcano jokes which were found on the internet.

  • It’s a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes. We should wait awhile for the dust to settle.
  • Waiter, there’s volcanic ash in my soup. I know, it’s a no-fly zone.
  • I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. I realised it must be the fallout from Iceland.
  • It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over Europe.
  • Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it.
  • Volcano in Iceland. What next Earthquake in Asda?
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