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Really Bad Christmas Jokes

These are some Christmas Jokes you might often find in Christmas Crackers.

Q. What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
A. Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

Q. Whats Santas Wife called?
A. Mary Christmas

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
A. Platform shoes !

Q. What did Santas wife say to him before he left on Christmas Eve?
A. I think its going to Rein-deer.

Q. What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song?
A. Jungle bells.
Q. But what about his chimp?
A. King Kong merrily on high, of course!

Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
A. Thanks, I’ll never part with it !

Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
A. I’m going out tonight !


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