Really Bad Christmas Jokes

These are some Christmas Jokes you might often find in Christmas Crackers. Q. What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? A. Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! Q. Whats Santas Wife called? A. Mary Christmas What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? A. Platform shoes ! Q. What did Santas wife say to him before he left on Christmas Eve? A. I think its going to Rein-deer. Q. What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song? A. Jungle bells. Q. But what about his chimp? A. King Kong merrily on high, of course! Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? A. Thanks, I’ll never part with it ! Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle ? A. I’m going out tonight !   Hope you liked those really bad Christmas Jokes – if you did, please share with the sharing widgets on this page.