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Best Beer Quotes

Most people love a good beer, so here are some of the Best Beer Quotes to ponder over.

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
– Frank Zappa

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemmingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill

He was a wise man who invented beer.
– Plato

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Catherine Zandonella

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
– Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
– Winston Churchill’s reply

Sir, you are drunk.
– Lady Astor to Winston Churchill.

Yes, and you, madam, are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.
– Winston Churchill’s reply

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
– David Daye

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
– Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
– Benjamin Franklin

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
– Deep Thought, Jack Handy

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
– Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart

People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
– Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
– Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
– Homer Simpson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
– Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting.
– George Jean Nathan

They who drink beer will think beer.
– Washington Irving

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.
– For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin

All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.
– Homer Simpson

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