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50 Pick Up Lines & Chat Up Lines

  1. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  2. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
  3. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
  4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  5. Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  6. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
  7. Can I have directions? [“To where?”] To your heart.
  8. Did you hurt your self when you fell from Heaven ?
  9. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  11. Do you want to see something swell?
  12. Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.”
  13. Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
  14. Get your coat love, you’ve pulled.
  15. Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
  16. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  17. Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
  18. Hi, my name is (Name), how do you like me so far?
  19. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  20. Hi. Are you cute?
  21. I didn’t believe in angels until I meet you!
  22. I feel like Richard Gere, I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
  23. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  24. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
  25. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
  26. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
  27. I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
  28. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
  29. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  30. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
  31. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  32. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
  33. I’m easy. Are you?
  34. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  35. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  36. I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
  37. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  38. Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?
  39. Is your name Gillette? …because you’re the best a man can get.
  40. I’ve got the body of a chippendale,…. he’s buried under the patio at home.
  41. I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.
  42. My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.
  43. Pardon me Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
  44. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  45. Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
  46. Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
  47. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  48. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
  49. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
  50. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.


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